Friday, January 29, 2010

Words for Women to Live By

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons - buy some Coronas.

12. Forget about the perfect man - he's living in the West End with his boyfriend.

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there' 'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'... Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life, they might need a reason to smile!


~BridgetL~ said...

There are some of these that I really need to follow. Thanks for posting. So how's the new house? Looks like you are all settled in and making lots of cute cards/layouts.

Denise said...

Love it! Thanks for sharing.
Aloha & Hugs,

Randi said...

Fun blog Lori! Your creations are so cute and beautiful! Thanks for visiting me on the Sweet Pea Stamps blog hop!

Enfys said...

Thanks for the laugh Lori, made me laugh out loud - specially the Barbie one.
big hugs
En xx

Doodle Queen said...

Haha Lori!! I am sending this to every woman I know. Too funny:-)
Hugs, Karen

Ila said...

Great post!!..what fun...some of these are hilarious...have to post this to my daughters..TFS!!..Hugs, Ila

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